During a Gold Rush, Buy & Sell Shovels! That’s what you’ve been looking for. Wanna bet?

1. Attention! You are currently in process of joining the same Anti Blockchain Blockchain Club.
2. Anti Blockchain Blockchain Club — this is the original fast-growing crypto-community; the residence of your vivid emotions and cherished desires; cause of sweaty palms and wet panties of scammers; the unique mascot of the bull market; refuge in crypto-apocalypse; the reason why the ex would want to come back to you; Batman in the blockchain world; and, of course, the same very undeniable killer of coin killers, biatch!
3. Anyone may be a part of Anti Blockchain Blockchain Club. We welcome and respect the stranger. No prerequisites exist for participation in our community (yes, we borrowed this principle from our favorite Burning Man community).
4. All members of the community treat each other with respect. Explanation: at present, most of the whole crypto-world resembles a pack of hyenas, where most of them try to cheat or eat each other (explicitly or implicitly). We find this approach unacceptable. People should remain human beings.
5. Get enough sleep, eat well, give your mom flowers (when was the last time you did that?).
6. Every member has the right to profit. Anti Blockchain Blockchain Club is preparing a series of software solutions in which a community coin is an essential asset for interaction. We create a natural demand for community coins. And the community should benefit from it.
7. This community became possible thanks to you — the person who reads these lines. We are sincerely grateful to you. Welcome to our family.

Chapter 1: Introduction

«I have a dream that every valley shall be exalted…»

― Martin Luther King Jr. (1963)

Hi, guys! I’m Stanley, and I also have a friend, Kevin. We’re both in on it.

Today we give life to a good idea. We are tired of the same-type crypto projects that promise pipe dreams. In our opinion, we are worthy of a community that will shake up the market with its unconventional approach and bright ideas. A community that will be referred to as “That Community” that has challenged the established rules of the game and broken into the ranks of the undisputed market leaders.

We had plenty of time to prepare and think through all the steps. Each step has love, meaning, and a reference to something important, familiar, and close to each of us.

And the strategy contains a vector for overcoming the crisis, which will come at the moment when the bubble bursts (that this will happen, we have no doubt, against the background of those endless projects that are born and disappear without a trace, leaving behind scorched ground of disappointed investors).

Moreover, we remember the events of 1999–2001 (we are talking about the bursting of the dot-com bubble) and understand that inflated expectations, the lack of operating profit (as a consequence of an unclear economic model of companies), and unnecessarily inflated budgets (including untargeted) in the majority were (and still will be) the cause of loud bankruptcies.

When the bubble bursts (which will be good for you and me because the market will be cleaner), the idea companies with strict management, operating margins, loyal audiences, and fiat assets in their accounts will survive. And, of course, Binance 😀.

It is worth noting that globally, this event will not affect our future integration of digital money into our daily lives. Blockchain technology (although I would call it a paradigm rather than a technology) will still become commonplace for us. We (the whole crypto industry) have already gone far enough to understand that.

Chapter 2: What badass solution do we have, and what does it have to do with Shovels?

We created the Anti Blockchain Blockchain Club community (as a counterbalance to the cryptocurrency madness we face today). We created the $SHOVELS coin as a symbol of a community that sells something that actually makes a profit.

To be precise, we named the coin "During a Gold Rush, Buy Shovels!" with the SHOVELS symbol. Which is recorded in our smart contract. This fact has already angered some resources, who felt that we couldn't so obviously stand out from the other coins on their lists.

We think this move is witty and quite successful. It’s fun to outrage the unperturbed.

Ah yes. We believe that a year from now $SHOVELS coin must be here somewhere:

We created an unprofessional, attention-grabbing, stand-out site, as much as possible. An echo of the ’90s. Unfashionable enough, but enough to be accepted by monopoly sites (no names, you know exactly who easily adds nonsense-filled fraudulent projects with promises “to the moon,” and good projects require proofs and edits).

And then we do what we’ve been good at for the last six years:

😂 It’s a joke. We create a series of simple products that we combine into a single Anti Blockchain Blockchain Club ecosystem with $SHOVELS coin in the lead role. With love, but without revolution. Working in the present, not expected in the distant future.

Chapter 3: Guys, Where’s the Guarantee?

Our guarantee is complete openness to you (thoughts coincide with actions), locked liquidity, a contract signed in the future with a centralized exchange (which will not add a coin to the exchange without it) and, of course, time will show that we are what we are now.

We believe that we and our families deserve the right to privacy. We accept that in order to interact with other companies (including legally), we need to show our real identities. We take it calmly and routinely. At the same time, we use pseudonyms within the community: Stanley Craig and Kevin Wong. Please be respectful and understanding of our decision.

Here are all of our wallets with $SHOVELS coins on them (there are several for security reasons):

0x2799adBc67975a0052F339034b923e84B424C0bB

0x63CAa1D0f382472450CAa27d79aCAc3739046f5b

0xFea99c20aC7f9e423bed624433EDa60A88F2fD47

0xa73B46F265502f8DfCCf33AE61b4ad359fEE45e1

0xD88958B2603F06823887F2057FAea92BaFffBdDC

0x650629f6349F4E37B14799e24AEB7AAC004BDb74

0xF20c523b453708ad53107F041cbF25a9869Ca8b8

0xfBFC8fC4ba3edEA7d22293D6B0408C8cA066Dc4b

0x38435CA1f67dBA8656dBc024499b413319B9D670

0x85f39547FCD97fB2cA08709e7FF46909c3F83d37

There is also 1 wallet of our friend with tokens worth $5,000 equivalent at today’s exchange rate. We transferred these tokens to him as a token of our gratitude for his financial support of our idea.

Please keep an eye on our wallets and let the whole community know in case of suspicious transactions.

Let’s move on.

Contract (BSC):

0xc1Ad8C712eb1D2F64c79bc2eB897257050c978c6

Locked liquidity (for 1 year):

https://bscscan.com/tx/0xd74c5400acf687bf9a29a68113b1b9c93ee013e1e8db5ac7d32584fce9dff222

Coin Burning. We will burn the coins according to a calendar we will provide later. At 1–4 week intervals, until the coin crosses the $1 mark and stays there for at least 7 days. After that, the burn strategy may be revised.

First burn (100 000 000 = $1M at the current rate of 1 cent):

https://bscscan.com/tx/0x30ba85468ed3b369f083b2fc9a32f308c637dcac5dd02e8c35b8d5c6962f0f3b

Since we don’t have much liquidity, we will add tokens to the market in small portions (through selling and adding from the sale of new liquidity). The process will be repeated until we accumulate enough volume to list on a centralized exchange.

In order not to be unsubstantiated, just check our transactions and keep an eye on the volume of the liquidity pool.

For our part, we guarantee not to reduce the price of the coin below the starting price of $0.01 by selling the coins we have in our wallets.

Chapter 4: All right, guys, I’m with you. What should I do?

1. Add to Telegram: https://t.me/antibbclub
2. Follow Twitter: https://twitter.com/Antibbclub
3. Buy a small amount of $SHOVELS coins from 5 BUSD to 100 BUSD (remember, we are still limited in liquidity):
   https://pancakeswap.finance/swap?outputCurrency=0xc1Ad8C712eb1D2F64c79bc2eB897257050c978c6&inputCurrency=0xe9e7cea3dedca5984780bafc599bd69add087d56
4. Keep the coins for at least 3 to 6 months. That should be enough time for us to add the coin to the centralized exchange and release the first software product.
5. Share this article on your social networks.
6. Visit our website: https://anti-blockchain-blockchain-club.com/
7. Write me on LinkedIn if you have a constructive suggestion or idea: https://www.linkedin.com/in/stanley-craig/
8. If you work on the exchange or somehow connected with it, and you have a proposal for a listing without a down payment email us: wubba.lubba.dub.dub@anti-blockchain-blockchain-club.com.

And instead of a conclusion

Charlie picked it up and tore off the wrapper and suddenly from underneath the wrapper there came a brilliant flash of gold.

Charlie’s heart stood still.

‘It’s a Golden Ticket!’ screamed the shopkeeper, leaping about a foot in the air. ‘You’ve got a Golden Ticket! You’ve found the last Golden Ticket! Hey, would you believe it! Come and look at this, everybody! The kid’s found Wonka’s last Golden Ticket! There it is! It’s right here in his hands!’

It seemed as though the shopkeeper might be going to have a fit. ‘In my shop, too!’ he yelled. ‘He found it right here in my own little shop! Somebody call the newspapers quick and let them know! Watch out now, sonny! Don’t tear it as you unwrap it! That thing’s precious!’

In a few seconds, there was a crowd of about twenty people clustering around Charlie, and many more were pushing their way in from the street. Everybody wanted to get a look at the Golden Ticket and at the lucky finder.

― Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (1964)